officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(via orgasmic-humor)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via orgasmic-humor)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via orgasmic-humor)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via orgasmic-humor)

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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(Source: froslasss, via orgasmic-humor)

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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